"Hi. My name is Duane Collie and I have a Car and Motorcycle Problem"....

People ask all the time if I'm having a mid-life crisis. I tell them 'yes', its been a problem since I was 16 years old and likely to continue to the grave. I can pretty much guarantee you'll never see me in a Prius.

The lady that bought my Tacoma was shocked at how clean and shiny it was. I liked that.